__Tea For Two__
By Kath
Buffy went to knock on Giles' front door and realized it was unlocked.
<<that's strange! I hope nothing's wrong!>>
She drew out Mr. Pointy, just in case, and cautiously crept inside. There was no sign of Giles or a struggle, but something was odd. There were dishes with half eaten meals on them still sitting on the coffee table. She couldn't decide what was weirder: the fact that the normally neat former librarian had left dirty dishes out, or the fact that there were far too many dishes to be for one person.
<<Giles has company?!>>
A thought occurred to her and she peeked, without trying to really peek, up towards the loft. Phew! No sign of activity that would surely have scarred her for life, had she seen it. She then heard an odd sound, coming from down the hallway and after listening closely, she could definitely hear muffled voices. She followed the voices to outside the bathroom door and paused.
<<well now what should I do?>>
A loud *Ouch* coming from inside made up her mind for her, and she shoved open the door and jumped inside.
"Giles, are you okay?"
Two male voices answered, in unison. "Buffy?"
The sight that greeted her was far scarier than all the demons she had fought all year. Wesley and Giles were sitting in a bubble bath TOGETHER, one at either end.
"What the HELL is going on here?! Giles, what are you and Wesley doing?"
"Why, having tea, of course." The two men held up their teacups as evidence. Suddenly realizing their manners (we all know how those Brits are when it comes to manners) they both stood up. "Sorry, would you like a cup?"
All Buffy could do was stare at her two former watchers, as they stood there completely naked, with water running down their nicely formed chests, dripping from their bare arms and legs and... other manly parts. She wanted to run, or at least close her eyes, but was frozen in place. Wesley made a move, leaning towards her and she sucked in her breath. He reached around her and plucked a towel off the rod.
"Excuse me Buffy, but its chilly in here. Would you like one too, Rupert?"
"Yes please. Buffy, is there something you wanted?"
Buffy looked thoughtful for a moment and then started stripping off her own clothes. "Maybe I will have that cup of tea."
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Xander woke from his dream, screaming as usual. Anya whacked him hard on the shoulder, without really waking up.
Xander, lay back and wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead. "Man, I SO gotta start dreaming about something else. This one's getting old. Talk about nightmares!!"
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