Have Yourself A Scooby Little Orgy
Chapter One - Slumber Party Confessions
written by Gileswench & Fabrisse

Rating: FRAO
Spoilers: A few general through Season 5.
Summary: It all starts when Tara makes a surprising confession.
Author's Notes: The title is my fault, Fabrisse is to blame for the idea for the series. We both apologize abjectly in advance. This is a follow up to Fabrisse's series Opera Lovers. It would be a good idea to read that first thought not necessary.
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Gileswench's Website: Wench's Tavern

"No, Xander. You can't come. I won't let you."

"But Anya, Willow invited me. She said the event was boy-friendly."

"Yes, but you'll see all the others in their sleep clothes. I don't want that. They'll see you in your sleep clothes and then they'll want you. I don't want to share."

"I don't think it's gonna be that kind of sleepover. Anyway, Riley's invited. Maybe the girls won't want me with him around."

"I don't care. I won't take a chance. They can't have you. Don't make me have to tie you up."

Xander's eyes glazed over at the thought. "Okay, I'll stay home. But can you still tie me up anyway?"

* * * * *

"Oh come on, Riley. Don't poop out on me."

"Look, Buffy, I'm not going to be the only guy there with a bunch of girls giggling at me. I have a sister. I know what slumber parties are like."

"What if you weren't the only guy there? Would you go then?"

"Xander's not going. Anya put her foot down. And don't even try to tell me you know another guy who'd go."

The girl thought for a moment.

"What if Giles went?"

"Giles? At a slumber party? For a bunch of college girls celebrating the end of the semester? Even you won't be able to talk him into it."

"You wanna bet? I bet I can."

"If you can get him there, I'll even wear your yummy sushi pajamas."

"But you'll get them all stretched out."

* * * * *

"But Giiiles, you have to. I bet Riley you would."

"Then you shouldn't have done so. I'm sorry, Buffy but I'm not going to a slumber party, and that's that."

"But it's a Scooby event. You have to be there."

"Loath as I am to disappoint, you'll simply have to get on without me."

"Quit being such a - such a guy!"

"Ah, you see? There it is. None of you even think I'm a man. Well I refuse to hand over the last shred of my masculine dignity simply so you and Willow can tie pink ribbons in my hair and try to make me giggle about boys."

"What about Riley? He won't come if you don't."

"And for once I agree utterly with Riley. Consider it a case of... guy solidarity. We refuse to bow to your whim in this matter. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a shipment of fertility Goddess statuettes to unpack."

"Why can't Anya do that?"

"She won't do anything that isn't to do with taking money."

"You are so demon whipped."

"Yes, well, at least I'm not Slayer whipped."

* * * * *

"I think it's better the guys aren't here. They would have been no fun at all."

"Giles told me you tried to bribe him with Earl Grey margaritas."

"Shut up, Anya! I did not. They were gonna be Darjeeling."

"Tea margaritas, Buffy? Can you even do that?" Willow smiled wryly at her friend.

The Slayer shrugged. "I dunno. I never tried to."

"What did he say to that, anyway?" Tara was curious.

"Said it was a waste of good tea and good liquor and never to speak of it again. So no chance of smoochies tonight."

"You were planning to have sex with Giles? I didn't think you found him attractive."

Buffy threw a pillow at the former demon. "Clueless much? Riley said he would come tonight if I could get Giles to come too. If I got him here, Riley was even gonna wear my yummy sushi pajamas."

"I think it's probably better for both Rileys' modesty and your pajamas that he's not here." The redheaded witch's eyes danced with amusement.

"Not to mention our livers." Tara observed. "I don't know about you guys, but if I saw Riley in Buffy's pajamas, I'd want to forget about it in a hurry."

"Why wouldn't you want to have sex with Giles, Buffy?" Anya was very bad at letting go of things.

"Duh! He's Giles."

"Plus there's the whole Buffy's dating Riley thing." Willow came to her friends' defense.

"But if it weren't for Riley?" The ex-demon was nothing if not persistent.

"What about you, Anya? If it weren't for Xander would you sleep with Giles?"

"No. Of course not. But I would have sex with him. Now you have to answer my question."

"Do not."

"Um, I think you have to Buffy. It's a sort of rule."

"I didn't ask you, Tara. And I won't say."

"Come on, Buff. What's the big?"

"Et tu, Willow? All right, but only if you and Tara say first."

Willow went first.

"If it weren't for Tara, I guess I would, if he, y'know, wanted to. Remember? High school? Big crush girl. So, yeah."

Tara blushed and refused to meet anyone's eyes.

"I-I-I don't know."

"It's okay, Tara. I totally won't be hurt if you say you would. It's not like I think you'd go out and cheat on me or anything."

"I-it's just, I don't know if I could... with Giles."

"We know you're Sapphic girl, Tara. This is purely hypothetical." Buffy tried to be helpful.

"It's not like you're a virgin or anything." Anya was frankly puzzled by the girl's reticence.

"Well, see, that's just it" the blonde witch replied. "I sorta am."

"You mean you never...? Wow. That was so not of the expected. My bad. I'm sorry."

"Don't be, Buffy. You didn't know."

"Neither did Willow." Anya's comment was obviously true since the girl in question had yet to scrape her chin off the coverlet. "Now Buffy has to say. Go on, Buffy, say it."

"Say what?" The Slayer feigned innocence.

"C'mon Buffy. If Tara had to say, so do you. You said you'd say."

Buffy glared at Anya.

"Okay, okay! I'll say it." She squeezed her eyes tight with embarassment. "YesIwould."

"Wow. Was that even a word?"

* * * * *

A few days later, Willow was still trying to deal with the fact that her girlfriend had never been with a man.

"You really never? With a guy?"

"I really never with a guy."

"Why not?"

"Well there weren't that many guys interested for one thing. And you met my father and my brother, for another thing. It just didn't seem like something I wanted to do with anyone I'd actually met. It's not like I knew guys like Giles and Xander and Riley."

"So now that you've met them, does that make you maybe want to try it?"

"Why do you keep asking me this? Is it about Oz?"

"No! Not really Oz. Just... I liked it, with him. And sometimes I sorta miss it."


"And if you wanted to, and we could find a nice open-minded guy we could both trust, maybe we could all, y'know, do it together?"

"You want a threesome?"

"Only if you're into it. I wouldn't ever cheat on you. It's only if you want. So would you? Want, that is?"

Tara considered for a moment.

"This means a lot to you, doesn't it?"

"I guess it kinda does," Willow admitted. "Is it okay with you? I would totally understand if you didn't want to."

"It would be okay, I think. On one condition: I want it to be Giles."

"Really? Giles?"

"Well yeah. I trust him. And I know he'd do his best to make it easy for me. And you already said, big crush, so I know it'd be kinda living a fantasy for you. So if we can talk Giles into it, I'll do it."

Willow pulled her lover into a tight embrace.

"Have I told you lately how much I'm glad I have you?"

"Yes. But that doesn't mean you can't tell me again."

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